The Deadman Has Picked A Side...And Bah Gawd It's Barstool Sports!!!
I’ve written about the Undertaker joining IG before. How it kinda kills your childhood once and for all because it’s him admitting that he’s not an undead lord of darkness with supernatural powers, but a family man with kids and a wife he gives flowers to on their anniversary.
But with every closing window comes an open door. Not positive what that means but that’s what my fingers chose to type so we’re going with it. And that open door is the fact Taker has taken internet sides. He has chosen a side in the great war of Barstool vs Deadspin…and he has chosen wisely
BOOOOM! The Deadman is decidedly team Barstool. We have the most powerful man on the planet firmly in our corner. Samer Kahlif is shivering. The Green Monster is hiding under her kitchen table. We have Undertaker now, the internet may never be the same.